The Way to My Heart is Through your Ass

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i’ve never denied Maximus anything, seriously, anything, especially sexually. Everything has been fair game, any time, any place, any way. Recently, however, i had to put a moratorium on anal sex, temporarily. i’m getting ready to do an Ironman race and i just really don’t want an added layer of anal issues during my race–112 miles on a bike with a hemorrhoid or anal fissure would more than suck! Earlier this year i had some rectal bleeding when i finished a shorter triathlon and it turned out to be from a bleeding internal hemorrhoid that i believe i got from playing with a new toy Maximus gave me a few days before that race. Thus, the moratorium.

But poor Maximus! He is completely fixated on anal sex right now! The other day He even mentioned, “I don’t know why I’ve got this raging need for anal right now, it’s all I’m fantasizing about!” And then i suggested that it might be due to the fact that it’s off-limits for Him until after my race. “Awwwww! That would explain it. You bitch!” He mocked me! It’s funny because we aren’t even together, so anal sex with me isn’t even an option, so it’s not like He’s missing out…but it’s the thought…and the few days we are together before my race.

So whenever He has a win at work or just in general, Maximus exclaims, “Oh, I’m so going to ass fuck you!”

i think it’s hilarious!

And then He noted, “you know, the way to My heart is through your ass, not My stomach!”

Maybe denial is a good thing? Lord knows Maximus has denied me orgasms, both mine and His!

i better not bend over at the finish line! Might be the first Ironman disqualification due to public ass fucking in history!

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  1. Maximus

    Hilarious! I’m stuck in traffic in San Francisco laughing My butt off. you had Me almost in tears laughing so hard about you bending over at the finish line and getting disqualified for getting ass fucked! So so funny! I love you!

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